thedogsofarthistory:

Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s

"You’re part of a very exclusive club, the family Simpson, which has just five members — and only two of those members have special rings."
"YEAH!!!"

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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